Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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