You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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