hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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