Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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