nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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