Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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