"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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