She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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