did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Less talking, more tequila
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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