Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
did i just pee glitter
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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