How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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