So gin and wine won't be happening again
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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