Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
So squirting runs in the family.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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