did you get engaged???
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Are we still banned from the library?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Randomize
