you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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