a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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