gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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