I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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