Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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