I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I think your dad took our porno
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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