at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Randomize
