In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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