Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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