My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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