how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
So squirting runs in the family.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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