I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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