i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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