Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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