With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
it glows. i had to have it.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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