I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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