new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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