Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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