dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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