And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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