but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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