the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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