Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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