11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
My pussy is not your playground.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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