Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Bring me that man meat
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
