"it" just moved
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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