Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
