Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
