The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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