Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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