Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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