what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Randomize
