I wish you could order shots online.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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