now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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