It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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