im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I had to cum in my sink.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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