Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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