So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
