Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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