STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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