exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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