I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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