Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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