its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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