Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I didn't shave. On purpose
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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