If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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